09. September

365/244 1st September 2018 - [Fish] Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain

365/245 - 2nd September 2018 [Treasure] There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. Mark Twain

365/246 - 3rd September 2018 [Mist] A feeling of sadness and longing, That is not akin to pain, And resembles sorrow only, As the mist resembles the rain. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

365/247 - 4th September 2018 [Marker] I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen? Frankie Boyle

365/248 - 5th September 2018 [Curling] Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now. Charles Barkley [Basketball Player]

365/249 - 6th September 2018 [Chair] The discontented man finds no easy chair. Benjamin Franklin

365/250 - 7th September 2018 [Envelope] If something can't be explained on the back of an envelope, it's rubbish. Richard Branson

365/251 - 8th September 2018 [Batteries] I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning

365/252 - 9th September 2018 [Time] Punctuality is the thief of time Oscar Wilde

365/253 - 10th September 2018 [Watch] If a man stopped me in the street and demanded of me my watch, I should refuse to give it to him. If he threatened to take it by force, I feel I should, though not a fighting man, do my best to protect it. If, on the other hand, he should assert his intention of trying to obtain it by means of an action in any court of law, I should take it out of my pocket and hand it to him, and think I had got off cheaply. Jerome K. Jerome

365/254 - 11th September 2018 [Bulbs] Beginning with doom in the bulb, the spring unravels. Dylan Thomas

365/255 - 12th September 2018 [Fire Extinguisher] If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire? Imran Khan

365/256 - 13th September 2018 [Mustard] What say you to a piece of beef and mustard? William Shakespeare

365/257 - 14th September 2018 [Dictionary] I'm very sensitive to the English language. I studied the dictionary obsessively when I was a kid and collect old dictionaries. Words, I think, are very powerful and they convey an intention. Drew Barrymore

365/258 - 15th September 2018 [Fox] I therefore invite you all," Mr Fox went on, 'to stay here with me for ever.' For ever!' they cried. 'My goodness! How marvellous!' And Rabbit said to Mrs Rabbit, 'My dear, just think! We're never going to be shot again in our lives!' We will make,' said Mr Fox, 'a little underground village, with streets and houses on each side - seperate houses for Badgers and Moles and Rabbits and Weasels and Foxes. And every day I will go shopping for you all. And every day we will eat like kings.' The cheering that followed this speech went on for many minutes. Roald Dahl

365/259 - 16th September 2018 [Rosehip] We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. Abraham Lincoln

365/260 - 17th September 2018 [View] A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. Sophia Loren

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoad_Monument 365/261 - 18th September 2018 [Ulverston, Hoad Monument]

365/262 - 19th September 2018 [Fungi] Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi! Louis Tomlinson

365/263 - 20th September 2018 [Target] It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target. Nick Faldo

365/264 - 21st September 2018 [Rainbow] Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. Judy Garland

365/265 - 22nd September 2018 [Black & White] Life isn't black and white. It's a million gray areas, don't you find? Ridley Scott

365/266 - 23rd September 2018 [Victoria] The English have this extraordinary respect for longevity. The best example of this was Queen Victoria, a most unpleasant woman who achieved a sort of public affection simply by living to be an enormous age. Malcolm Muggeridge

365/267 - 24th September 2018 [Swimmer] Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality. Michael Phelps